My Daily Female Report

lol. Okay, so now that the serious post has been written... now is the time for a funny story, an analogy or addition to the ladder theory or a remark about some new hot woman I met.

I sit down in my optics class, and all of a sudden here walks in this beautiful like arab/egyptian girl. I'm like "what! sick!" (in my head of course). In a class full of physics students. She looks over to my side of the class... then she starts to head over. I'm like "score!" as she sits down beside me - "score again".

Mr. Smooth Operator turns around gives away a smile! A smile is received back. Yes, all is good...

Until (yo, you all knew an until was coming up!), she starts talking! grrr - 1st off her english isn't that great but whatever, that's not a big deal (but you'll see why it starts getting annoying).

"so are you in this course? is it a grad course? it is an undergrad course? so is it a grad course? do you have the text book? do you know what the text book is? do you know how the course is? do you know anyone who knows how the course is? do you have Quantum Mech II after this? do you know what the textbook is for that course? did you ever take (course 1)? how about (course 2)? or (course 3)? how did you find those courses? do you have the textbooks for those courses? are they hard?"

YO SHIT GUY! WTF! QUESTIONS PART 2!! All in broken english! Guy and these question were all dumb!! How the fuck would I know the textbook - the prof hasn't come in for the 1st lecture yet!! Yeah, I took those course.. in like 2nd year - I highly doubt the textbooks are the same! If I knew everything about this course why the hell would I be here!!

What a turn off! My New Ad: I'm Single - Dumb Girls NEED NOT APPLY!