Frigin' Indian Dudes!! (previous post)

Well, just a warning this is a previous post from last weekend. But my hijacked wireless connection got all flaky so I couldn't post at the time. Be warned, the grammer has not been checked nor have I editted it from the rage I felt last weekend. But it should be an interesting read - even for myself.

Dude, last night was another wake up call. So I hit up downtown Sunnyvale (which is the local city I live in) - it's basically a 1/4 mile (~200 m) strip where all the bars & clubs are. The place is bumping!! Hot girls everywhere - but also filled with random groups of thick, thugs. Either way, it was bumpin'.

But the two dudes I went with weren't feeling the $20 cover to get into this one club. Yeah, okay - $20 is pretty freaking expensive. So we hit up a bar - I have a guiness. Funny thing is this bar is packed - a lot of young girls - but then a lot of OLD women!! We're not talking MILFs... where talking about old, chubby, ass-crack exposed, trailer trash kinda women! Not to mention plenty of loser old white dudes with their MILF like asian women, who don't know english as of yet. But it's all good. In fact, it was quite the EGO BOOSTER!! ha ha. Dude, these people were jumping up and down and jerking like they were having seizures on the dance floor. Old women trying to flirt with us (giving us winks, & "I want you" stares). lol - dude it was way to funny to comprehend.

So after we had enough laughs we decided to hit up downtown Mountain View (the adjacent local city, where I also work). And we hit up this club... club 251. Half the clubs here are named after their street addresses. (Club "1012", "314", "208", etc).

So we hit this club & I'm thinkin... dude there are tons of indian folks in here. The music is bumping although the DJ can't mix for shit - might as well just pop in a good CD - lol, the DJ is a brown dude. So I have another few beers. Then my buddy is like check out that group of indian girls... they're pretty hot - sure enough they were. So gaj begins to bust out on the dance floor - which I must say I do pretty well (especially considering the competition). Then all this Jay-Z bungara mix shit comes on... it's all good. But here is the whack part. All these indian dudes come out from no where!! It's like f*ckin Western Culture Show all over again! These dudes are jumping everywhere (what's with the jumping everywhere?? Is it "National Jumping Day" or something??). Whatever... so then I'm dancing & slowly moving in towards this group of girls. I'm making eye contact, dropping a few smiles. And then...

BOOM! I hit a WALL!! What you say? A wall? Yes a FRIGIN WALL!! AN IMPENETRABLE WALL OF INDIAN DUDES! I mean, I couldn't get around them!!! I went this way - nope blocked in - I went that way - nope blocked in. These Indian Dudes were SWARMING this group of 3 girls & they wouldn't let me get remotely close!!! It was seriously a frigin WALL. My boys even said so. They told me as I was moving in each time I was blocked by like 3 dudes doing their Jumping Jacks Routine!

As expected these girls leave & hit the bar. So I'm like 'okay... approach at the bar, or play it cool'? I know my buddy wants to hook up with one of these chick. I just want to meet a COOL BROWN CHICK IN CALIFORNIA... just to know they exist!! Then after a while, they walk right past us... which caught me of guard cause I was paying attention to some next girl. So I give them the "wow, you look hot" expression & make it obvious that I'm checking them out (although they already know that from the dance floor - it's a small club, 60 ppl max?).

The music gets a little dry... then the DJ switches it up (must have popped in another CD). Two of these chicks return to the dance floor... right beside us. So we are all dancing... pure eye contact & smiles are exchanged. Then the super hot one leaves to talk to the DJ & the other, which my buddy had previous told me was the least attractive of the group, is chillin on the side by herself. (I couldn't judge myself, combination of beer googles & poor lighting conditions plus brown skin). So I'm like planned opportunity? Okay, take it.

I approach... I spark up conversation. It's all good... but suddenly I realize something, this chick thinks she's "hot shit" - when she clearly isn't! I get this funny vibe - can't describe it... Well, yes I can or at least try. The impression of I'm a hot indian girl, look at all these jumping refs who want to arrange marriage me. I have connections with the DJ because I'm hot & I expect guys to buy all kinds of shit for me... do you have a BMW or a Benz? So fuckin pish posh - like she's got something stuck up her ass!!!

GRRRRR! That's one thing I hate about some women in cali. There is a good percentage, of girls who seek "sugar daddys". No like actively seek them! The hot girl w/ old wealthy guy really does exist here & it happens a lot. And the worst part is often times - it's UN-HOT girls who EXPECT this kind of treatment. Like they are gods gifts to the planet - some superficial "I'm hollywood" shit! Too much make up on their hair - worried about buying gucci this, burberry that, D&G (lol - I don't even know how to spell all these high class brand name shit).

Okay, it's cool to want good shit, good clothes, nice cars, etc... but that's not ALL their is in life! But these people thrive to live a lifestyle with all this shit - it's almost f*ckin disgusting. They are completely not in touch with the world - like f*ckin Jessica Simpson / Paris Hilton kinda shit.

So anyways, that was my vent & now back to the story. I'm talkin to her & it hits me - she's on this Paris Hilton, I'm hot shit plateau. So what do I do? She starts saying something & I just turn around & walk away. lol. Yeap, can't believe I did that... must have been the beers. I just turned my back & walked onto the dance floor.

I mean dude, I can't be bothered to listen to all this hollywood shit. And from her attitude / "Indian traditions", I know I'm not going to get any action / dance whatever. So I guess it just hit me - stop wasting time - & I turned and walked. I wonder what this chick must have thought to have a guy approach her... then leave while she's in the middle of talking? Oh well.

DUDE!! There are NO LEGIT Brown folks in Cali - atleast not northern cali. They are all offspring from overseas imported software engineers. It's a bad mix of being American & being Indian!

There is just something sooo wrong with the brown folks out here. We still can't figure it out. Me & my buddy are wondering, how is it that the brown girls in Toronto, CANADA are cooler than those is CALIFORNIA??

I think half of this post doesn't make sense - I think it is my inablity to describe a given culture, mental, or superficial state of mind. Like, I can't seem to describe the social atmosphere of california... but then again can anyone? lol. like my boss said, "you never notice a difference, until you have something to contrast it with". It'll be interesting to go back to Toronto & have a clear contrast of this place. Although, I must say... I've become quite americanized.

ha ha. Some Ghetto Spaish dude just knocked on my door. I answered it without a shirt & my head freshly shaved from last night. He started speaking to me in spanish - I'm like WTF?? - ha ha... he mistook me for a spanish dude! I guess the shaved head does make me look "meaner". Ha ha.