HOLY SNAPS! LAKE HAVASU BABY!!

Shit man. Lake Havasu Memorial Day Weekend 2005!!

Guy, words can not even explain how sick this weekend was. I'm talking about straight out of late night TV with ed the sock - if not better!

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This trip was a frigin trip!! I've never seen sooo many HOT girls in my life! All complete with fake boobs! I mean these were your typical GGW, beach blonde california hotties!

Dude the clubs were off the chain. 10X better than mexico! The weather was dirty hot!

We got there Saturday mornin' after driving all night. By 9am I was already applying sun block (I'm talkin' the SPF 50 kind). So we pitch tent, walk to the beach. Check out the water - got chicks for sure - but nothing special.

Then we hit up the Channel (bascially a 30 meter wide river between the local island at Havasu & the main land. Hot girls everywhere! Open Alcohol allowed on the Street!! No nudity - but the women got around that with something called "pasties".

What are pasties you ask? We at first we saw a boat with a sign that said "free pasties". So we are like.. what? free pastries? like donuts & danishes?? Nope, all wrong. Pasties are little stickers that a woman (or i guess a man) sticks on their nipples, as to be topless but not nude.

It was a trip (as in trip-out)! As my buddy said "Dude, all these rednecks really love their possesions! Their monster trucks, their speed boats, their women & the fake boobs they buy for them". Sure enough half the ladies who were flaunting their boob jobs were braggin "I got to thank my boyfriend for buying me these $5000 boobs". What!?! Are you kidding me??

Like dude these people were living the high life! Like $100,000 boats, custom trucks with 50" tires that STAND 3-4 feet off the ground. This one dude was taking his truck out on a DIRT BIKE TRAIL!! Like going off the jumps & ramps with a frigin TRUCK!! We are taking about escalates pulling power boats that are all chromed out - with chrome speaker systems & names like the "S. S. Pimpin'".

Although I must say the most attractive girl I saw all weekend wasn't some tan skinned hottie with fake boobs - but an innocent, fair, waitress with frekles at the IHOP in lake havasu. Her name was jacque - & man did she have one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen (despite the fact she had braces? Can you believe that?). Man, it might have even been the food at the IHOP! Colarado Ommlete With Pancakes & 4 different flavours of syrump!! Bosenberry, Pecan Delight, Strawberry, and traditional maple syrup. Dude! IHOP is the BEST! And Jacque made it even better!

The parties were dirty crazy! With pictures & camcorder footage to match! But I have to say the sickest part was sleeping out on Sunday night.

The party finished about 4 in the mornin' (partying in the campground) with tons of american dudes. Most of them from LA & SoCal. But those dudes were all tight - in fact they aren't much different then the type of dudes I grew up in scarborough with. Although, they definitely grew up in neighbourhoods that were 100X worse - but same mentality state.

Well, whatever... so the night ends. And I'm ready to hit the sack. I just pull out my sleeping back toss it on the dirt, cover my face with a towel & lie down. Right there - in the middle of the frigin desert. No tent - just a towel to cover my face from dirt. I mean we had a tent - but I'm like it was burning hot all day & plus 20C at night - I'm sleeping in the wild with all the road runners & bunnies (yeap, saw tons of road runners - meep meep - lol).

Man, this trip was just dirty sick! DIRTY, DIRTY, SICK! A great beginning to an end in california!