Rosarito Beach Spring Break Baby! Sick!

"I'm going, going, back to, back to, cali, cali!" - lol. Just a random song in my head.

Okay, so here I am back at work after a 5 day weekend! This weekend was sick - even though I ended up dropping like FIVE bills (yeah, that's USD too!). But it was all good. The weather was kinda sketchy - about 18-25 Celcius (Snap - is that how you spell it? Damn, I'm almost frigin american?) & it drizzled on Friday.

But Friday, was by far the sickest night. Where to start?? Pure Girls! Pure Good Music! Pure Alcohol! And what had to be the best part! Mexico is so frigin corrupt! You grease everyone with money to get where ever you want. Don't want to wait in line for the club - slip the bounce a five. Want your food order to ready before all other orders - slip the cook a dollar bill. You want two shots of liquor in a single drink - slip the bar keep a dollar bill.

It was the worst - after I came back into the US, I was still tipping people! lol. Imagine ordering a Big Mac & nearly giving the cashier 3 quarters for her troubles! lol. No for real, I did that!

Man I got so much play up in the clubs man - my game was tight! Man, I had so many frigin GUYS telling me my game was tight - giving me shot outs!! A couple folks even bought me DRINKS! lol. You want to hear something funny as hell??

These Mexican Dudes even came to me & were like "Hey man, my boy here as a big house of the top of the hills man. Why don't you come by & bring your lady friends." ha ha ha. Are you frigin kidding me?? Man, I even had to tip the bouncer a few bones to bodyguard my "lady friends" - cause pure guys were trippin all over them. They were a hot group of typical californian girls (blonde/blue eyes/yada-yada) that I met in my hotel. I think they said from Chico state (Cali)? But MAN!!! Could they DRINK!!! I somehow met up with them EVERY night & EVERY night that were frigin PLASTERED!!! I mean these girls could DRINK!! I'd be willing to bet $100 bucks that they could out drink ANY & EVERY one I know - and I know some hardcore drinkers! Damn, in one night they drank more than I did all weekend!! Yet they still maintained their composure - I was impressed!! Plus it didn't hurt that they were bi-sexual & they kept making out at the club! (even while we were on the dance floor - me being sandwiched between 'em!! God Damn!!). Okay - now this post is getting a little too detailed (i.e. I'm rambling). So I'm gonna end this post.

But Me-He-Co was SIICCCCK!