God Damn Passwords!!!

I hate the fact that you have to have passwords & usernames for everything!!! How the hell are you suppose to remember all of them!!! I just opened up a foreign exchange account & I already forgot the username & password!!! GRRRRR

And I had to go through SOOO many security checks to setup my account (you know, terrorities, money laundaring, blah, blah security). Damn it!

When everyone is born they should be given TWO unique usernames & be allowed a universal password (that can be changed). I say TWO - because one would be for legit stuff like banks & school - the other would be for shady stuff you sign up over the web (why the hell do you have to sign up / register to post a comment on a forum??? Or read some stupid review article!! Or download FREE software!! GRRRRR).

For future reference all my usernames & passwords from now forth will be: KINGGAJTHEFOURTH, password (10101010). Remind me if I forget!