Fuck Mechanics - Double R Cycles is a RIP OFF!

Motherfuckers scammed me! Or at least their service is SHIT! I dropped my bike off 3 weeks ago for a tune up. A day or two after he calls me to tell me that my bike got dropped off the lift!!! What? Anyways, he said he would replace the fairing & give me a free oil change. What the fuck do I need w/ an OIL CHANGE! I JUST GOT A FUCKIN TUNE UP (where the mechanic DOES A FUCKIN OIL CHANGE!)

Anyways, there were several other things they fucked up!
1.) My choke was working fine before the service... but afterward if the choke is switched on - the engine cuts out. This made it a bitch to start in the morning! I would start it... it would die.. i would start it... it would die.. etc X25... then it would start enough to rev the engine manually.
2.) I'm getting them to fix the signal, which is fused due to being dropped! (actually, that happened cause of my drop - but that's our little secret).
3.) The coolant is low! But they calm that it's where it's suppose to be! I'm gonna check w/ several other mechanics - as well as spread the bad word 'bout them.
4.) The brake fluids... which are supposed to be changed during a full tune-up... but they claimed that the brake pads weren't replaced so they fluids can't be replace.... So WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BRAKE PADS NEEDED TO BE REPLACED!!! They told me before the service that the brakes were fine.... then AFTER tell me that I ONLY HAVE <500 miles on them!! So NOW they need to be REPLACED... but THIS TIME they'll CHARGE ME for the brake fluid change!
5.) The throttle sticks & the cable adjustment is supposed to be fixed DURING the TUNE-UP! grrrr... motherfuckers...

Shit NO ONE fucks w/ my shit! I'm gonna FUCKIN SCREW THEM!!! They nicely post complaints about other cycle dealerships on their website www.doublercycles.com & CLAIM that THEY are ALL ABOUT CUSTOMER SATISFACTION!!! Fuckin BULL SHIT!

I'm GONNA bad mouth them to other dealers & show them my bike for a 2nd opinion. Then I'm gonna BITCH at their "sister" store that RECOMMENDED them. Then if I'm not satisfied I'm gonna buy the web domain www.doublercycle.com (minus the 's') & bad mouth their fuckin ASS! Anyone know how to get google to find key words on your webpage?

I was extremely NICE, considering they DROPPED my BIKE! Then they TRY TO SCREW ME CAUSE I'm NICE!?!?!? Fuck that.... Now they're gonna see Mr. Bad Temper GAJ! Grrrrr.