Shitty Fuckin Luck!

So Gaj had a fuckin SHITTY fuckin weekend. I drove up to Crater Lake (Oregon). It was a sick road trip (or at least was suppose to be). The view of the lake was intense & the view of the stars.... I've never seen so many stars in my life. I could actually see different arms of the Milky Way! Not to mention all the stars of Orian's (his belt, sword, etc). I mean I actually saw parts of the MILKY WAY!! Like billions of stars so close they looked like a cloud.

But everything was not so well... So here goes the beginning of a shitty year!

1.) Gaj gets pulled over for speeding 93mph in a 70 zone. I was doing much more than that - but FUCK, I've never gotten a ticket. And I thought playing the "dumb canadian" role would get me out of a ticket... NO luck! Instead, I get called to court for not having a californian drivers license. grrr. FUCK! The fucker wouldn't even give me play on the speeding ticket. grrr.

2.) Going up the fucking mountain, Gaj hits a patch of ice & my brand new freakin truck goes crashing into the piles of plowed snow on the side. To bad the snow is packed tight & hence it fucking dents my trucks front fender! FUCK!!! God DAMN!

3.) Then I get to the top, all ready to x-country ski (for the first time). Bust out my $3 gloves from wal-mart... turns out they are two right handed gloves!!! Fuck... had to buy gloves from the gift store! Not even my size for $13 freakin dollars.

4.) Start x-country skiing & not even a 100 metres in my frigin pole snaps!! How does a pole snap??? Shit! So no skiing for Gaj.

5.) The next day, I'm waiting at the Ranger station to book for a snow-shoe tour, which has 3 spaces left (perfect for me & the two interns I'm with) & boom, a phone call comes in & someone fills up the tour!!! grrr.

6.) I'm getting mixed signals from my ex-girlfriend... or maybe there is just so much tension?? But it's hard to even get a hold of her & when I do, she's usually to upset to talk things over. I'm starting to think what's the point of all of this?? I'm totally confused about the two of us.

7.) lol. Is it done yet? Nope. I get home & the kitchens a mess. I guess my roommates thing it's my weekend to clean.... NOPE, it is the fucker who skipped his week! Not to mention the garbage has piled up.... but that could partly be due to the guy who cleaned last week... but failed to empty out the garbage! Those fuckers are so frigin messy & irresponsible! Fuckin like little kids! They need their parents to give 'em a good frigin smacking! GRRRRR.

8.) I decide to watch the episode of the O.C. that I recorded! But someone told me the wrong time when I was setting up the vcr - so the last 5 mins gets CUT-OFF!! The most important frigin 5 mins! FUCK! GOD DAMN IT!

I'm having fucking shitty luck. Life is really giving me a fuckin jerk right about now! Not to mention my project load at work is fuckin hectic! And I'm taking Partial Differential Equations this term!! WTF man! I'm not in a good mood, not in a good mood!

GRRRR. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! I need a beer (but that sounds like an alcoholic taking!) GRRRR. FUCK, FUCK! SHIT, FUCK!! GRRRR - FUCK!